The Paddle Boat
I think it was the summer of 1991, my best friend Ben had broken both of his arms by falling off a rope swing right next to his house in his neighbors yard. Actually, that's kind of a funny story too because we were both swing on this rope swing while it was lightly raining. The swing was just a rope with a piece of PVC pipe to hold onto at the end. I had gone first and at the hieght of my swing my hand suddenly slipped off the pipe (PVC pipe is very slippery when wet) and I flew through the air and landed on a grass hill and slid down the hill for about 15 feet. Ben was laughing pretty hard at my minor mishap, but then he went and took his turn on the swing and the same thing happened to him. However, when he landed he had both of his arms locked staight. I of course was laughing at the instant carma that Ben had incured. After he fell Ben was whining that his arms hurt (we didn't know they were broken at the time) and he didn't want to play anymore, which sucked for me because he was my only friend that lived near by. I remember thinking "Man Ben. don't be such a sissy, I fell just the same way you did and I'm not whining." The next day I called him and he was still being a wuss (as I thought at the time) and didn't want to do anything but put ice on his arms. Later that day his mom took him to the doctor and found out that he had broken both of his arms. My mom took me to the store so we could buy him some "Army Ants" to make him feel better. So for the next couple of weeks we were delegated to movies and video games (which some how Ben managed to play even with his arms in casts). Then after a while we began to venture outdoors. One day we were down at Lake Winter Wood. At the time most of it was still a gravel pit with just the front part being developed into the neighborhood. The Lake however was complete and a little dock had been made and a neighborhood paddle boat was available for use. So I decided that it would be a good idea to go out onto the lake with it. Now the term lake here is used very loosly because it was more like a big pond, it was about only 3/4 of a mile around. Anyway, after some minor coersion I convinced Ben to go out on the boat with me. We had paddled around for a while and I was getting bored of the paddle boat, so I decided to have some fun and make up a little game for me and Ben. I would stand in one corner of the boat and to aviod from sinking Ben would have to stand in the opposite corner to balance the boat. Then I would randomly jump to another corner and Ben would have to jump to the opposite corner. There was a lot more at stake in this game for Ben, being as he had two broken arms with casts on them, which made this game pretty interesting for me (I could be kind of a jerk sometimes). Anyway, after jumping to a few different corners, and with Ben wildly protesting the whole time I faked one way and jumped another. Ben, unfortunaly fell for my fake and we ended up in the same conrner of the boat, which instantly dipped 3 feet into the water and filled the foot well up with water. Our scramble for the other end of the boat only forece the boat further under water. It was then that I realized that this had not been the best idea that I had ever had. I thought "If Ben drowns I am going to get so busted." So there I was trying to help Ben (who was trying not to get his casts wet and trying not to drown at the same time) swim to shore with his two broken arms, and at the same time worrying about the paddle boat that was sinking fast to the bottom of the lake. Somehow, Ben made it to shore and I dragged that paddle boat out of the water. After we had walked back to Ben house, Ben figured that to stay out of trouble he needed to dry his casts off quickly with out his Mom finding out what had happened. We were only eleven or twelve years old, but I remember even then thinking that Ben's next idea was pretty dumb. He went up stairs into thier laundry room, heated up the iron, and started ironing his casts in an attempt to dry them out. It was pretty funny watching him trying to hold the iron with one broken arm while iroing his other broken arm, he kind of looked like a disfunctional robot. Plus he was kind of nervous because he knew his Mom would get pretty mad at him if she found out what had happened. Then the inevitable happened. The laundry door opened and his Mom came in and saw what Ben was doing. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!" she agrily shouted. All I remember after that was muttering some excuse I had for going home and riding up the long hill to my house as fast as I could to distance myself from the impending punishment that Ben would recive all because of me. Later, I found out that Ben's Mom had to take him back to the doctor and get both of his casts redone. Just this past summer when Ben got married he shared an abbriged version of this story after I had given a toast, it was pretty funny, so I hope that Ben will put some of his point of view into it.
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